Me: You know what I discovered today?
Me: If you use lotion on a regular basis, your skin is soft….and not dry.
A: *stares at me with look of disbelief*
A: You just now discovered this?
Me: Pretty much. And my legs aren’t dry either.
Me: They were always dry and flaky. I never used lotion.
A: You never used lotion?
Me: Well I do on my hands, but not on my legs.
A: Why didn’t you use lotion?
Me: It just took too much time.
A: *laughs* Oh my gosh.